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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When does Russia invade to de-nazify the US?

(They already have, comrade. And your citizens voted it in)

Here's another question:

If Russia launched a nuke at the US, would puppet trump use the launch codes?

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

Probably not because he would probably tell Putin to target a major Democratic city center

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Dearborn, MI would probably be high on the list.

High Muslim population. Heavy Democratic leaning (except this year. Lol)

One obvious one NYC, but he wouldn't want to hurt his property value.

So, pretty much the entire pacific coast.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 12 points 11 months ago

The launch codes are 00000 anyway, so...

[-] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

You're missing three zeros.

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

more like that insane fuck would nuke some place as final middle finger before he dies to old age

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The reason republicans were able to take over is because liberals brains have been turned into soup

look at this shit

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