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WILD Jellyfish Gang
(mander.xyz)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
There is a species of jellyfish which is functionally immortal. When they get too old they simply turn into children again and re-age.
Edit: I'm not saying it's not biologically immortal, I'm saying functionally immortal because I'm indicating that it can still be killed.
Saying something doesn't experience aging is not the same as insisting it cannot die.
2+2=4 is not less correct because 2x2 also equals 4.
Then they'll be unfunctionally immortal.
What if they get yeeted?
They will be aerodynamically immortal.
Then they will be comfortably immortal.
What if they are fans of Evanescence?
Then they're My Immortal.
This is what I mean by functionally.
I came here to say this... that shit is insane.
Sort of like humans, but we turn into children again and die. Can't say we don't try tho.
Fantastic.