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[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 58 points 6 days ago

When I was being raised as a young earth creationist, the earth was supposedly 12,000-20,000 years old. Then it was 10,000 years old. Then only 6,000. After I outgrew that nonsense, I joked that in a few decades YECs would say that their god created the earth in 1980, and anyone older than 40 are agents of the devil sent to test your faith.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 25 points 6 days ago

Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.

[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 6 days ago

The universe was created along with the release os temple os. Everything before are just memories implanted on us.

[-] jas0n@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Half the earth was actually created in 1969. The other half was finished 12 hours later =]

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago
[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

I could never get the hang of thursdays

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Shriveled, and a little to the left.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago

God created your with your memories as-is this morning when you woke up

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I was also raised as a young earth creationist and it was always 6k years old for me but I could not begin to tell you why.

[-] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

6,000 to 12,000 years old is what I heard. I'm guessing that this "Christians Against Science" page is a joke community that is making fun of YECs by saying it's 4,000.

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