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[-] li10@feddit.uk 81 points 10 months ago

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.

A real porcelain shatterer.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

After holding in a shit for a couple hours yeah. Literally shitting bricks at that point.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Hours…?

You may want to see a specialist about that, my guy…

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Other way around bud, most of us aren't here shitting our pants just because a bathroom isn't around.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

No; I mean if it becomes that much pressure after that little time, I’m not sure that’s super normal.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Did you not read it is jot pressure just drying out so much it hardens.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Why would I do that? I had to hold it in because there was no toilet around for a couple hours.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No bathrooms or the like.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It’s like a fuckin’ howitzer when it reaches the release point, for real

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Me too, once held too long when i was busy and kept hitting the 'snooze button' on going all day long, end of the day i dropped something that resembled a hand grenade, with the little square-ish ridges and everything. The pain, the relief, the lasting butthole tenderness afterwards.

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

A sound like from a gun, followed by the shattering of porcelain.

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