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[-] meathorse@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I heard from a reliable source that "they" also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.

It's quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.

They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They've all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.

If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Nuh uh, because I heard that you just go to school, and then you come home with an operation. That's totally how it works.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Well yeah.

They say those are metal detectors for guns. But really they’re gender swapping ray machines.

This is why being a teenager is so hard and confusing. Imagine getting you’re gender swapped two times a day!

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