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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

When you're in a hole, dig harder!

[-] ShadowRam@fedia.io 18 points 1 year ago

No wonder they matched him with JT.

He'd draw on a weather map with a sharpie too,

Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

If lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If God didn't want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Preach ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Especially if you're drilling a hole in a couch.

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