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[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 17 points 2 months ago

It's cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Same with me, offer non-binding.

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