Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.
Context:
And sundry other tomfoolery.
Broader context (on here):
I can confirm I want to ban getting cancer because I don't like it.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
I can confirm I want to ban getting cancer because I don't like it.