Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.
Context:
And sundry other tomfoolery.
Broader context (on here):
Congratulations on writing one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
Congratulations on writing one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.