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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)
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[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Then you don’t use it well. Which is fine, it took me a while to get used to mine and use it effectively.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

it's water. what do you think is "using it well"? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Unironically, positioning, pressure, and time. It took me a while to be fine with the pressure needed to actually clean anything, let alone letting it stay on long enough to thoroughly clean. Plus you gotta angle yourself so everything gets clean.

Saying “it’s water” proves you don’t know enough, which explains why you’ve had a bad experience. No shame in that, like I said it took me a while. Stick with it, it’s worth it.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

nope no bad experiences over here. i'm familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don't want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it's Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s why you dry after lol. And again, you simplifying it so much is telling on yourself. That’s no problem but know that if you stick with it you may end up having a better experience.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Whichever, people use either.

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