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Pick your seat, Lemmy (sh.itjust.works)

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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

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[-] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad... Considering the options...

[-] subignition@fedia.io 22 points 2 months ago

If you're lucky, the Devil's gonna smell like sulfur and your nose won't be able to pick up on anything else

[-] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

but you do have a chronic farter right behind you

Plus Diaper Don right in front of you

[-] YaksDC@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

She is 100% just going to mash it.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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