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Anon is eggboy
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
To the tune of the Flipper theme:
They call him eggboy, eggboy!
Master of frying!
No one you see
Can cook them as he
And we know
Eggboy!
Lives by a greasy oven
Frying and lovin
Lovin his eggggggggs!