Father Ted:

this cow is small, that cow is far away

Trump:

Look, folks, let me tell you, cows are tremendous. Just tremendous. They’re a huge part of our great American agriculture. They’re big, beautiful animals, okay? And we have the best cows, believe me. We’re talking about top-notch beef, the best you can get. Our farmers, they work hard, very hard, and they’re doing a fantastic job. We need to support them. We need to make sure we’re taking care of our cows and our farmers. They’re winning, and we’re winning because of them. It’s going to be great, absolutely great.