I have to disagree. Zoomers are freaking wild and a hoot!

I am however thoroughly concerned for the attention span of the next "generation" (even though there's no big population boom creating these generations anymore) since they seem to devour content involving 2 unrelated videos plus an unrelated audio track, or if it is a single video it's so fast paced and bombastic it honestly makes me need a nap afterwards. They take in such a firehose of content it's scary

Much better. Think they had a much wider appeal.