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Why does my treadmill want my email address?
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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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to exploit you. not being exploited at a molecular level is boomer shit.
now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?
Does email work or do you have a mailing address? I'll spit in a cup and send that to you if I need to but I'd rather not have to go to the post office.
do you have like a cloud storage with at least 1TB? if not, we're gonna have to sneakernet this.
I lack that much cloud storage, I'll see if I can track down a station wagon I can fill up with tapes.
I very much appreciate this. I mean, you are proving that you're not an old, but I won't be sure until you do it.