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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dads are motherfuckers.

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Curiously, they don't start as motherfuckers: they begin as generic fuckers and then after many months turn into motherfuckers.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Mines both...

My dad tought me a man never beats a woman. He also taught me that he lied...

[-] nefonous@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Well, how else are you supposed to become a dad without fucking the mother?

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