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Gifts for my best friend who broke both of his arms?
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this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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Jerk your buddy off for him since he can't do that right now
Nothing says you care like a no-homo handie.
OP never said they were a man. Maybe it's a no-hetero handie.
Let's maybe just leave that to his wife. Or his mother.
OP is obviously a man or else they would be asking how to support the pregnant wife.
A bro-job, for good measure
Reddit is leaking, lol
Shhh. It's not like our first thought was "flashlight"
Than one day he had an accident, they had to amputate his arms -- and he was sad that day. Yes he was sad that day. He can't surf, he can't skate and he sure can't masturbate no more.