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Dreamt I was trying to word a showerthought about heroin addiction but failed to make it work: "It's a good thing you can't pay for heroin by eating pussy or society would collapse in a week" (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by 58008@lemmy.world to c/thomastheplankengine
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I think the gist of it is that, according to stereotype/legend, you end up sucking dick for money to pay for heroin. If you could make as much money eating pussy, men would take up heroin for that reason and society would implode.

Probably the most coherent dream I've had recently, to be fair.

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very nationalistic countryball comic (drive.proton.me)
submitted 3 weeks ago by pewgar_seemsimandroid to c/thomastheplankengine
0 comments fedilink

proton link cause i can't upload 3 images

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Dreamt that a new law came into effect making it necessary to mop up your dog's piss in addition to lifting its turds, and that sanitary towels were being used for that purpose (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by 58008@lemmy.world to c/thomastheplankengine
6 comments fedilink
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This beamed into my brain in the middle of my dream (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works to c/thomastheplankengine
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It's the only part I remember.

The image came with some attached explanation:

Dragons are unstoppable engines of destruction, unbeatable in racing games.
But if you call them cute, they will rage quit.

I specifically remember the term "rage quit".

(The lizard is a Broad Headed Skink.)

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Odd (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/thomastheplankengine
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Not mine, this is ripped from @ahdok@ttrpg.network

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch bacon (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by dandelion to c/thomastheplankengine
4 comments fedilink

just kidding, this isn't from a dream, it's real

(I missed April fools by a day.)

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i had this weird meme pop into my head as i was falling asleep (i don’t actually hate these countries, it’s just a weird dream) (self.thomastheplankengine)
submitted 5 months ago by drbollocks to c/thomastheplankengine
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Saw something like this is a dream recently (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 months ago by RatBastard to c/thomastheplankengine
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In real life, I ate a cookie for the first time in a few weeks, and on that night I had a dream that included seeing a can of food that said something like this (lemmy.ca)
submitted 7 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/thomastheplankengine
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In my dream, this was a very relaxing learning experience (lemmy.ca)
submitted 7 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/thomastheplankengine
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This article appeared in my mind as I woke up (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 7 months ago by julianh@lemm.ee to c/thomastheplankengine
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Had a dream that scientists discovered an obscure phase of ice at 1.8 K and wanted to name it Γ but the online masses renamed it “tuah” (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by Squorlple@lemmy.world to c/thomastheplankengine
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Dreamt I was photographed by a tabloid when out walking my dog, and because I was both fat and wearing a hoody, they called me UnaBoinger 😭 (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by 58008@lemmy.world to c/thomastheplankengine
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Hyperbole convention (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/thomastheplankengine
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While trying to fall asleep, i noticed how similar the words and concepts "constitution" and "kernel" seemed, and something like this appeared in my imagination. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 8 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/thomastheplankengine
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I got the idea for multiple presidents while recreating the image.

How I recreated it (Fedora):

  1. sudo dnf install grub2-emu
  2. sudo grub2-emu --root=nvme0n1p5 (device is /boot partition)
  3. configfile (host)/boot/grub2/grub.cfg in grub console
  4. Select everything, right click, select "copy as html"
  5. Edit the HTML (includes copying the background-color attribute to the html element)

HTML code

<!DOCTYPE html>
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<title>Page Title</title>
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<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC">                                                                                      GRUB version 2.12</font></span>

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<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃</font></span><span style="background-color:#D0CFCC"><font color="#171421">*United States of America (ammendment27.potus46.x86_64) Joe Biden                                                                                                                         </font></span><span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC">┃ </font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (ammendment27.potus45.x86_64) Donald Trump                                                                                                                      ┃</font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (ammendment27.potus44.x86_64) Barrack Obama                                                                                                                     ┃</font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (ammendment27.potus43.x86_64) George W. Bush                                                                                                                    ┃</font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (ammendment27.potus42.x86_64) Bill Clinton                                                                                                                      ┃</font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (ammendment27.potus41.x86_64) George H. W. Bush                                                                                                                 ┃</font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (ammendment26.potus41.x86_64) George H. W. Bush                                                                                                                 ┃</font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC"> ┃ United States of America (0-rescue-df6ac46e93bf40bb9f621ce21539e5d1) George Washington                                                                                                   ┃</font></span>
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<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC">      Use the ↑ and ↓ keys to select which entry is highlighted.                                                                                                                        </font></span>
<span style="background-color:#171421"><font color="#D0CFCC">      Press enter to boot the selected government, `e&apos; to edit the commands before booting or `c&apos; for a command-line. ESC to return previous menu.                                              </font></span>
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Recreation of what I saw when I was running through a warzone in someone's basement (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works to c/thomastheplankengine
1 comments fedilink

I was not involved in the battle at all, I was trying to do some trick with a yoyo because apparently it was an Undertale reference.

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Saw these lizards before I woke up (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works to c/thomastheplankengine
2 comments fedilink

Like a Virgin vs Chad meme?

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Had a dream once that Paul McCartney released this and immediately died the next day (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by outer_spec to c/thomastheplankengine
3 comments fedilink
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i saw and crossposted this reddit post in a dream ages ago (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by outer_spec to c/thomastheplankengine
0 comments fedilink
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I saw this tvtropes page in a dream once (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by outer_spec to c/thomastheplankengine
1 comments fedilink
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this person had a dream where they went on the hero's journey because they hated dream (the youtuber) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by outer_spec to c/thomastheplankengine
0 comments fedilink
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Since we're reposting old planks, here's an old one of mine: (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by outer_spec to c/thomastheplankengine
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Some guy once dreamt that Corporate Twitter accounts suddenly started tweeting 4 Panel images like this (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by Mr_Mofu to c/thomastheplankengine
2 comments fedilink
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Some guy once had a Dream where Twitter added the type of Milk someone drinks beside thier name in a new update. Poor Skimpat (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by Mr_Mofu to c/thomastheplankengine
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eat their balls [crosspost from reddit] (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by outer_spec to c/thomastheplankengine
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