cross-posted from: https://startrek.website/post/17692794

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19986432

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yeoldnews posts:
A few of the more creative spellings of christmas i've come across while looking for dear sanda letters in old newspapers this year:

Krismus.
cresmys
mary chismasx.
crimas.
Chrisms.
Crimus tree.
crimes
Cresmus
meey Chrismats

beggars-opera:
cropped screenshot from the "Merry Chrysler" vine

[Post 1] badjokesbyjeff

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

[Post 2] badjokesbyjeff

Jokes aside, personally I only have two requests for when I die. I want my remains scattered around Disneyland, and I don't want to be cremated.

((User gondwana 5d ago)) Do pigs still eat slop?

Farmers don't stop their hogs anymore

It's over

((User wolfwarrior142 5d ago)) If it makes you feel better. Our pigs' favorite meal is a bucket of rotting whole cow's milk that we specifically let get gross before giving to em cuz they love it that way. Its not their main food, cuz thats grain, but they still get a lot of disgusting milk. So thats kinda like slop I guess

((User gondwana 5d ago)) Ok (heart emoji) yay (heart emoji)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19021817

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lastfmuser
imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

scribblestheunicorn
It’s him,,,

Ted Talker

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