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POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down (lemmy.today)
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[-] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Damn, fake crab? And still in the packaging? What a steal! /s

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago

Why does the surimi still have plastic on it

[-] Lommy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

You don't eat it by sucking it out of the wrapper?!

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