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[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Twice my salary is zero because I’ve been unemployed for four years now, but I’m also 39, so life goal achieved! Woohoo?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 2 days ago

Conventional wisdom is three months salary, lmao. The finance bros are shit posting into a slaughter.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 days ago

Anual or like monthly?

[-] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago

Mothly

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I turned 30 last year and just started making money that I can actually save.

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