It helps to be a liquid

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn't just lead to a complete shit-show?

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

Well that was certainly a thing

Daim, that's a sweet erth

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Honestly doesn't seem too far off from standard Redditese to me

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°

Apparently the 4 admins are having trouble dealing with the influx of new users, so they defederated from lemmy.world and sh.itjust.works because their open registration policies are giving them the most problems.

https://beehaw.org/post/567170