Even better:

'Eyyy, relax, guy!

You are most likely to remember a dream you had right before you wake up, and you are sure to wake up right after a need-to-pee dream. So, the guys currently working on how to insert ads into your dreams think this one shows real promise as an exploitable dream ad template.

Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_

And "social justice warriors" are very much a "fucking chud" thing to give shit about.

I imagine when you're knitting socks by hand- (or with whatever medieval sock loom may have been available?) it's going to take you almost as long to just make a plain white one. But after the first about two of those you get really bored. Even more so if you were making a full floor size rug. So maybe the motivation for the 'unnecessary design' on everything back then was less about the customer's vanity than the artisan's sanity.