You'd think that after a virus ended his first presidency in shambles, he'd be wary of the dangers to him and his ambitions for the future but never underestimate his ability to double down on stupid.

Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for 'Andean Cock of the Rock'. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.

I feel like Any Weir's name should be on this poster. He's a bigger draw than Gosling in my book.

Small potatos. Rick Scott stole so much federal money, he agreed to have his company pay over a billion dollar settlement to Medicare. I guess Florida cares when it's state money?

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Matt Walsh is a notorious turd burglar but I don't care if he was watching The Young Turks. My issue is with the fact that he killed someone with his car. It seems like he should be charged with negligent homicide.

I'll continue not playing the game I've never played before. I'm doing my part!

If Diaper wins I'm done. Just move to the boonies and just go full media blackout until 2028 or when the zombies show up

Just do it anyway and drag out the trial until after the election. I'm sure I've seen this strategy used by someone recently.

The only reason that ever convinced me was the opinion that it simply feels nicer to get into a made bed at the end of a long day.

Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.