I flat out don't accept the notion that some starts have no planets. As far as I am concerned, if we have 8 major plantes and on average, 40% of planets are ejected, we should assume the average number of starting planets is 11.

It would depend entirely on which party the president belonged to.

Hooray! I will celebrate by eating some 🧀.

Can we at least ban him from working with anesthesia?

Everyone can draw their own conclusions as to what’s causing this.

I'm curious, what other explanations are being offered up, other than Shitler?

If he flexs his newfound immunity he could definitely stir the pot.

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

Knowing nothing of circumstances, I am willing to bet this happened because his Secret Service detail is staffed with loyalists instead of professionals.

From the people that brought you Fake News, we now present.... Fake School.

If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.

I don't even understand what they're asking for here? Are they suggesting that the Supreme Court can overturn a state conviction? I didn't think that was allowed, but if any court is corrupt enough to do it I suppose it's this one.

Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.