[-] swlabr@awful.systems 24 points 1 month ago

you all joke, but my mind is so expanded by stimulants that I, and only I, can see how this dogshit code will one day purchase all the car manufacturers and build murderbots

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 25 points 2 months ago

Good hustle Gerard, great job starting this chudstorm. I’m having a great time

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 24 points 2 months ago

That tracks. CEOs are locked in a state of needing to justify their own existence. Being the one in charge of migrating to AI is the perfect reason. CEOs live and die by quarterly performance, but don’t have to answer to long term issues; janky code that resembles a demo is good enough to last until the CEO can laterally jump to the next ship.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You didn't link to the study; you linked to the PR release for the study. This and this are the papers linked in the blog post.

Note that the papers haven't been published anywhere other than on Anthropic's online journal. Also, what the papers are doing is essentially tea leaf reading. They take a look at the swill of tokens, point at some clusters, and say, "there's a dog!" or "that's a bird!" or "bitcoin is going up this year!". It's all rubbish dawg

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 25 points 5 months ago

“Hello, peasants, I come to deliver you from ignorance. I can tell just by looking at your filthy clothes and vacant gazes that you all misuse the term AI. It is my obligation and privilege to educate you and inform you of the bright future AI is soon to bring, you swine.”

That’s you

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kicking off the sack with something light.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 25 points 9 months ago

App that is plagued by bot accounts thinks that adding more bot-nature will improve quality

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 25 points 10 months ago

I have found a way to solve world hunger with a fork bomb

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 24 points 1 year ago

just one more manifesto bro, just one more and we'll get an unregulated free market, just one more bro

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 25 points 1 year ago

I can imagine a comedian using an LLM to check if a joke or punchline has been done before, but that would require the LLM to actually work and give accurate information. Also if you are a comedian using an LLM, you probably don’t actually care about whether or not you are plagiarising someone, so I guess this is all moot.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 24 points 1 year ago

I mean yes this is all very off the rails fascist but I can do better.

  • bribe the government for nuclear bombs and detonate them in volcanoes to trigger The Big One and separate the bay area from america
  • Install high powered laser to roof of salesforce that sweeps the bay
  • clone elon musk

I have plenty more where that came from. Money please, m4s a8n

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 24 points 1 year ago

Post reads like he tried the penis implants mentioned in the stubsack and now has regrets

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