If you haven’t seen it or heard anything about it, I think Memento applies.

So…it’s Bazzite?

Buy a used Pixel phone.

TRY NOT TO COMMIT ANY FELONIES ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!

It's a pet peeve of mine when people describe scientific progress as a miracle.

It's not a miracle. It's the result of a ton of work from many, many people. It's also something that if you research it, you can probably understand it...at least on a basic level.

Semiconductor manufacturing is hard, but it's something that humans are very good at, and we figured it out by ourselves.

The dumber you are, the more people you hang.

Just make your own that have an insane number of IR LEDs on them.

I’m starting to feel like an old man. Why must everything be a video online?

It’s the new Pontiac Aztek.

But what about the millions of pictures that DON’T contain the lost echidna?

What’s the protocol for when someone accidentally steps on the robot vacuum?

When does double secret registration start?