How can one high school eat so many phones?

Depends on the CFL. I had to replace one in a fixture in my new house a few months after I bought it, and it was some goofy round one with a rectangular attachment point and some clips. Thankfully it was pretty easy to replace and was easily gettable from Dom Depot, but I was definitely surprised by the socket when I went to replace it.

Because I already have 6 other copies of oblivion

Anon learning (ha, anons learning) the meaning of caveat emptor.

Sales don't mean shit if the product/service is bad, plenty of bad products have tons of sales.

Now, now, we still have other shit holes to get greentext from (assuming you're willing to wade through them), and I assume some of the chans aren't 100% awful.

As such, they are the densest known material outside of Twitter, at around 1017 kg/m3. For American readers unfamiliar with SI units, that means a pair of truck-nuts1 made of neutron star would weigh as much as ten million aircraft carriers.

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We thank the management of the Alien-Life Molestation Array (ALMA) for allowing us to piss around with their telescopes, while they were having lunch.

I didn't understand most of the middle but, but it was a funny read and goddamn are the writers on point.

I'm here for shitposts, not shit posts.

Who doesn't enjoy a policeman's ball? I know it's called a "circle jerk" elsewhere, but let's respect their culture

Journalism is fine, it's the societal ambivalence to the corruption and crimes of the rich and powerful that's the problem.

That said, i find i still need a throwaway notepad for fast trashy notes.

My sibling in Talos, what do you think the tabs in N++ are for?

I have >100 tabs in my N++ install because it's so easy to throw some trash note in there forget about it, then be able to search all open docs for some random keyword I threw in there.