Because you gotta soften the unbelievable allegation that yet another republican turns out to be a pedo or sex pest of some sort.

Republican Sexual Predators, Abusers, and Enablers - currently up to 56 pages

One could easily argue that the prohibition of drugs has been an object failure as well, there's just been $$$$ in keeping it illegal (along with racist reasons). Thankfully some states are seeing the $$$ of regulation, but the party of ~~small~~ overreaching government doesn't like that and fights it tooth and nail in a lot of places. Wonder why?

Poly relationships can be much more fun than monogamous relationships. You just need boundaries and to leave the jealousy at the door.

Dunk them in the water like a teabag

RAID0 for extra speed!

Are you planning on removing the molten batteries from the truck? Something tells me burying* the whole truck is the easier and safer course of action.

Because suffering and fear is the point

You have to pay a some point.

Someone has to pay for it, not necessarily you. You can get all kinds of blood, sometimes even consensually!

John Wick - Keanu

I would pay money to see that in theaters

Be somewhat honest with the kid. Let him know you love chatting with him, but you're over sensory (or whatever your particular issue is at the time) at the moment and you can't give him the attention he deserves right now, but you'd love to hear about it later.

Kids are smarter and notice more than you think. Being honest and open about your issues is healthy for both of you, and helps show the kid it's ok to not be in the mood to talk to someone and a kind/polite way to disengage.

Yeah..... Call me in 4 years when they vote republican again because it's not trump on the ballot and something something evil Democrats. I'd bet the same people saying this in 2025 were saying something similar when trump caused the COVID crash by doing fuck all to prevent the spread.

0/10, entirely unrealistic. Trump is clearly the bottom in their relationship. This is like the buff/ripped trump pictures, entirely unbelievable.