[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago

I believe you've answered your own question.

Lemmy isn't Marxist-only. The majority of Lemmy users are what the more vocal Lemmygrad and Hexbear users deride as "libs." As a thought experiment, imagine that you are one of us for a moment and then browse Local on one of those.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Everyone is gifted with the ability to control their own fertility. You're only fertile if you want to be. The only chance for pregnancy to occur is if both partners want it to.

I imagine that would cause a severe population decline, and I'm fine with that. There's too many humans on this planet already.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Instead of Satanic rituals, it's improvisation and arithmetic.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago

The example you've given is likely not a problem with reading comprehension but obliviousness. I read and understand things very well (I have to read and correct engineering drawings and schematics and implement them), but I simply don't notice a lot of what goes on around me.

My suggestion for that is any job that doesn't require safety, physical team labor, or security.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

I hate that logo. I glanced at the subject and thought the X Window System was standardizing remote audio over the X protocol.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Yet I continue to constantly hear from my conservative colleagues about how bad Biden is for the oil industry...

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

I had a guy from Florida tell me that the oil wells just fill up again after you empty them, so the whole oil shortage is a scam.

I mean, they do, for a while anyway... but it's like that last little bit of a milkshake that you never quite get through a straw. There's no new oil - it's just the stuff that is just now making it into the well. He thought you just waited a handful of years and you'd have another gusher.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's like the old saying (which made more sense back in the CRT days):

If I wanted your website to make noise, I'd lick my finger and drag it across the screen!

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago

Depends if it turned her finger green or not.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

As far as dollar amount, probably some meal with my girlfriend. We don't do fancy but usually have one nice meal on a vacation.

But as a percentage of my income - something called Bonzai Chicken I ordered for $70 on my honeymoon back in the 90s. I made $7/hr at the time. I didn't know it had curry in it or that I was allergic to curry. I spent the remainder of my honeymoon sick as a dog.

[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I met a girl back when I was 18 and really hit it off with her. She told me that her ex was scary because he punched his dashboard when he was pissed off. Her ex was a guy on the fringes of our social group, so I didn't know him well.

A few days later we're in bed and my roommate lets her ex in. He confronts us with a major "WTF?" Apparently she never bothered to tell him she was leaving him.

A few weeks later, she's gone on to someone else and I'm best friends with the ex. We're still on friendly terms decades later.

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