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SLPT Not sure if you want kids? Have a test kid, if you don't like it you can always return it. (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT after vomiting you can use a bidet to rinse your mouth out. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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another useful feature of a bidet and another reason to get one!

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SLPT Laminate your paper towels and toilet paper so they can be reused easier. (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT don't forget to put an airtag on your new airtag! Those things are small and easy to misplace. (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT if you find a hornets nest make sure to extract the honey from it before getting rid of it. by sodding_gasbag in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Easy way to main line the honey, nice!

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SLPT if you find a hornets nest make sure to extract the honey from it before getting rid of it. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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They make the best honey

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SLPT No condom? Just use a latex glove, it can be used 5 times even better! 10 if you turn it inside out! (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT For maximum efficiency on laundry day, wash your clothes while naked by sodding_gasbag in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You're doing it all wrong if you're not doing it

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SLPT If the stupid carbon monoxide alarm keeps going off, take the batteries out of it. It must be malfunctioning! (sh.itjust.works)
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SLPT If you feel nervous when at the dentist, just start licking and sucking on the dentists fingers to calm yourself down. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by sodding_gasbag@sh.itjust.works to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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Kind of like a pacifier.

SLPT If you are making toast and the butter is too hard to spread, just microwave the knife for 30 seconds. It'll cut right through the butter and spread the butter perfectly. by sodding_gasbag in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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