[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

"Reading comprehension" is starting to become a buzzword like "cognitive dissonance." It is harrowing how often I've seen reading comprehension criticized by people who clearly missed the point themselves. God help you if you venture into Linux communities, there's some kind of shared brain fog that completely deprives them of the ability to "get" anything that involves context clues.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 39 points 1 year ago

Why does it have to be just like your sister?

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They did surgery on a grape

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 94 points 1 year ago

People who got taken advantage of with no resources to help themselves are getting help, that's a good thing. I'm not getting anything out of it, but someone else is, and my upper lip is stiff. Maybe you should consider that.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

It's in your comment. Back to reddit

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

What you do is take a screenshot of the desktop, rotate it 180° in MSPaint, set it as the background, hide and move the taskbar, hide desktop icons, and set the screen rotation to landscape flipped in the display settings. You'll get a desktop that appears normal but can't be interacted with, and a cursor that moves upside down and backwards. Rotate your victim's mouse the wrong way around if they're gullible and they'll think the mouse messed everything up,

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Because Lemmy hasn't been ruined quite yet

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

*Gboard is preparing to add an entirely new kind of activity to log and send to Google along with all of your normal keystrokes

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

They added features that benefit power users and developers? I'm sure someone at Mozilla will be fired for this soon enough

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 136 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Forums, the fediverse, your own website, and perhaps most controversially of all, outside.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 35 points 1 year ago

"You don't tolerate Nazis? Perhaps YOU are the REAL Nazis"

Why are you people all the same? Do you get a 50 Cent Army script or something?

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