A television screen you can turn on and off without the remote. A mobile phone that has buttons on the back. A magic stick that can send my husband to the cornfield when he won't leave me alone.

My husband's favourite is "I'm sorry you got upset."

Sure. I never claimed to be special or anything.

I would get a really nice house with a big fancy kitchen and then continue being a hermit, except I'd do a lot more drugs

I lived in an old broken down farm house growing up. I saw some weird things, such as an old knife-lady. However, I was a child, and therefore retarded. I'm just an idiot.

My daddy says he saw her too, but he was probably just messing with me

Ten years later...

Welcome to the Carl's Junior, my frehn! Can I please ask you to do one thing, can you please click in the top right of drive thru menu? There should be a box there that is saying "run..."

It has come back. Say anything negative about MSG on Reddit and you'll be accused of being a racist. That said, msg is pretty great.

I think the taste can be somewhat prominent in Thai curries and soups at least

Whatever the heck lemongrass actually does, it sure tastes delicious

God yes. I miss my cooking Subreddits. I haven't really seen too much content like that. I pretty much only read asklemmy even though I'm on kbin. I don't care for the memes and political news and it seems like that's all there is.

If you live in the boring place, can't you at least have hobbies? I have more fun at home than I have going out, anyway.

At first I thought this question was a no-brainer, that I'd rather have legs. But after thinking about it a little, the question becomes much more interesting to me.

If the case is that you can still learn to be literate, the obvious choice is to have legs. But if it means you have no possibility to ever read or write, I'm now thinking I'd rather have no legs.

I learn best from reading and writing things down, and I think I communicate better in text, too. I love learning new skills and that would be hard for me without using text. It's very sexy to have legs and I'd miss mine a lot, but I chose to be literate... I think.

Edit: I hope this is okay to do, but I made a magazine on kbin for these kinds of questions. I think would you rather questions are so fascinating and fun to discuss. Maybe someone would like to come post one or discuss? https://kbin.social/m/would_you_rather