I think I just had a dissociative flashback.

We are fortunate then, that the upcoming generation of conservatives cannot read.

Hail Satan then, I'm a recovering alcoholic and millennial and I like drinking something that feels like a punishment.

Big year for Tuberculosis

You haven't heard? AI is going to automatically deny all those claims, problem solved.

I'll take ten right now

It would be funnier reversed

Gengar because he's a devious little trickster up to no good.

Not to be annoying but it is in fact your business

If they could read, they'd be pissed.

My favorite is a Business of Ferrets, as the Latin translation for ferret is 'little thief'.