Oooooooor....

We could use it for posting pictures of extra small ants.

"What is this, an ant for ants?"

"I never thought leopards would eat my face", sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Both are good but the one on the right looks a bit more like a generic mascot, left one is more unique somehow.

These things are so incredibly ugly on top of everything else that's wrong with them. Thanks for all the brilliant names in this thread though, wankerado is my favourite so far.