Same as ever, they'll already be following the next story of his impending doom

you'll need this

OUR ass, comrade

Feeling really handcuffed to a job that is very stressful. Been looking for new jobs but haven't even had an interview in over a month. The so-called "economy" can suck my ass

Gryffindor with European characteristics

Third world Hufflepuffism

Anarcho-Slytherin

it tastes really bad, like ass, and dirt

New bit idea: a guy who thinks diluting wine with water is the best way to drink it because that's how the Ancient Greeks did and we have to retvrn to tradition

starting a children's newspaper called Totsky

doing pullups and pushups in the park to defy Barack Hussein Obama's wicked decree banning gym use