I live in my head. My body is annoying.

Someone is interested in everything. I knew a guy who made a decent bit of money eating pizza with his shirt off on a porn site. It was a whole big fetish community. Dude was just a normal guy. Put on a decent amount of weight though because he'd eat like three huge pizzas every day for his little shows.

Used to play this guy on WoW. Balance druid back in classic.