I just realized that if I had a coupler with the gas check valve removed and a hose attached to the gas fitting, I could use that as a blow-off tube and ferment directly in the kegs. Would that work or am I missing something?

They might, or they might let it die on the vine along with Idaho and Montana and Nevada. Also, water “rights” probably won’t matter much in the case of a dissolution like this.

My documented plan includes that kind of donation for my amateur radio equipment, but I’m going to let my survivors handle the home lab.

It wouldn’t last. Think of the Futurama quote about Friends: “Why does Ross, the largest friend, not just eat the others?”. Ignoring what we would have to do with all the nuclear weapons and federal waste, the neighboring states would simply expand to consume their lesser brethren. Cascadia might arise from California, Oregon, and Washington — but the damage that the Second United States This Time Keeping Slavery would do to the surrounding area would be untold. Not worth it IMO.

I’m happily married with a kid, and we recently went through the estate planning process. When I brought up IP stuff and digital properties, their advice was pretty much “Hmm… you should pick someone who understands what you’re talking about, get their approval in advance, and then add them as your legacy contacts and document the heck out of everything”. Realistically nobody is going to want my GitHub stuff or anything like that, but I would like my kid to have access to most* of my files after I pass. I am of course excluding the kind of content that “real friends” delete while your body is still warm.

You jest but if I left my wife my Home Assistant setup undocumented she would pee on my grave.

I agree with the advice that says “Document your setup such that you could recreate it from your notes from scratch” but I’d take it another step further — consider that someone may have to do some work on your system when you are unable or unavailable. The kind of thing you’d keep with your will, or power of attorney. Just a suggestion.

Thank you for the detailed response! I’ve never looked that closely at couplers, but some quick browsing shows that the gas lines are attached with fittings that look to be removable, so that should provide access to the check valve. I’m cleaning carboys (and the spear-less keg) with a pump that has the carboy rest inverted over a tube with a CIP spray attachment. It sounds like I should be able to use the same setup to wash the keg without removing the spear, once I get hold of a coupler.

I would like to buy one of those signs, how hard would that be?

Ah okay I will give that a try. Thanks!