Image description: 1 Waiter: Any room for dessert Mr. Banner?
2 Bruce Banner: I really wanted some but I'm way too full. This makes me so mad.
3 Bruce turns into the hulk
4 Hulk: I'll have the tiramisu.
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-03-06) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.
Image description: 1 Person with little girl rings bell: Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
2 Angel in heaven: My wings! This is the best day ever!
3 Girl takes bell and furiously rings it: I love you angel!
4 Angel, with dozens of wings protruding out of his body: The pain!
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-02-25)
Image transcription: In 2019 J. K. Rowling announced that Hagrid had a foot fetish.
(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)
That's, so interesting.
Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.
Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
That's terrifying.
Image transcription: Sleep paralysis occurs when the bacteria living in your brain gain temporary control over your motor functions.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
That's a cool feature.
Image transcription: If you swipe up with two fingers on someone’s Tinder profile it will reveal if they have a criminal record.
(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-04)
Image transcription: The most expensive pizza in the world costs $20,000. It is topped with pepperoni, sausage and a baseball that has been autographed by Babe Ruth.
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-12)
That's so interesting.
Image transcription: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
Image transcription: Due to the placebo effect, an amputee will regrow lost limbs if you give them a sugar pill and tell them that it is a scientific breakthrough in regenerative medicine.
