Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Most of the hate is because of the maintainers not maintaining their security certificates. Another similar distro is EndeavourOS, which I personally prefer. But either way, find what works for you.

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.

Yeah. That's more like Miracle Whip.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.

I was expecting the final box to say "You never had a soul to begin with!"

Chicken and Crane fries

You should probably use dough. Your hand would get severely burnt. /s

Micro-abrasive particles. Pretty much works like fine grain sandpaper. Pretty much the same principle as Magic Eraser.