alcohol it is then

:3

Fuck, yeah it got me too

(in fairness i'm tipsy rn)

unfortunately, P(she likes you) ≈ 0

ok but did he do it

oh don't worry, we're gonna blow right past that target too

no, we look at other girls like that

Jokes on you I'm the bottom every day

It's not that secret, everyone knows that it's love

Did you know that laptops and phones have differences other than storage and memory?

Some of these numbers are wildly inaccurate.

A record low of 16 in Angola? Nope, it's gotten at least as low as -1 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_Angola#Climate)

A record low of 18.1 in Yemen? Nope, it's gotten at least as low as -4 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_Yemen#Climate)

Those numbers I found also aren't across the whole country (just specific cities), so it's possible colder temperatures have been recorded elsewhere

And those are just the two I checked

But kitten, now you've forgotten your cig