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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 125 points 10 months ago

Ate the onion.

[-] kittehx 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fuck, yeah it got me too

(in fairness i'm tipsy rn)

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 months ago

[-] kittehx 4 points 10 months ago

damn, good thing I'm a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Bro had UHC too

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

100% something they'd do, which makes it even easier to swallow the onion

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