Let's hope he doesn't trip over the power cord

We use DB2, but mostly because we call it from a mainframe.

What about the South Sea Company?

I've been told I dress like a "Texas Oil Tycoon". Basically bolo tie, light colored suit or sports coat, and a Stetson. Considering I primarily listen to country music from the second half of the 20th century, I think it fits. I also play the fiddle (poorly), so it works.

Typically, the last mile is often not fiber. Telecoms are generally required to continue non-voip land line service. Its one of those regulations that, despite having good intentions, end up causing issues.