There's a bunch of apps on F-Droid you could try

Looking at the machine, I say you got bamboozled. The question at the top of the menu is "What kind[...]?" But yeah, maybe do a sample test run next time around.

He properly does

Careful with the punctuation it makes you seem rather aggressive

Before I became a parent of 2 with an extraverted partner, I used to get lonely from time to time. I would get over myself and call a friend I hadn't seen in a while, regardless of whether I felt like it was their turn to get in touch with me. That or go to the cinema by myself, which somehow feels less lonely than watching something at home.

You, for one, seem way better adjusted than anybody who willy-nilly sticks their arm into raging fires.

"Half" makes it sound like 50% of the US population are cowards. I'm European, so I'll make fun all day for shits and giggles, but even I know there's not that many cowards in the US.

Sealand was always there, but Flevoland was made this way. God created earth, but the Dutch, blablabla.

God, I got so bored watching The Irishman in 2019. I still cannot fathom why he would make another 90's movie that late in the game. Grow up already. Also, who has time to watch a 3,5 hour movie? Geriatrics and boomers, that's who. Thank you for sitting through my rant.

If the punishment for a crime is a fine that means it's legal if you have enough cash

Defending a product by trying to upsell with accessories has got to be the most Apple thing

Hey, if that's their thing...