Being able to live of coral? Did you forget an “F”?

Everyone’s focusing on the censoring of the word “ass” but I’m wondering why the squirrel doesn’t have a tail

I could care less

So you do care?

Did you just… thank yourself?

Peacemaker

DO YA REALLY WANNA DO YA REALLY WANNA TASTE IT??

Headphones are not leaving divots in anyone’s skulls

Have you ever caught yourself doing anything suspicious?

Just kinda looks like black a cat at first glance to me 😅

Right? I used to recommend friends and family invest in a brother laser printer instead of inkjet, especially if they didn’t need color

Why do you think that garlic is required for winter survival? Honestly, that seems like kind of an odd connection to make

I don’t understand these companies’ obsession with humanoid robots. A robot doesn’t have to humanoid to be a useful household helper. It doesn’t even have to be humanoid for people to form a friendly bond with it (something I think would be a good quality in a “household helper”) just look at Star Wars droids

AKA “hoglets”!