You could try to trick them into a divide by zero error, as a game.

He owns(?) a building in Forest City, Malaysia (or as he calls it: an island in an undisclosed location off the coast of Singapore)

Sounds like a houseboat. It's a houseboat, isn't it.

James Ingallinera

Wasn't he one of those "hey techies move into my cultlike terrible coliving / working space / company town" people?

this is how one department head at Google gets more money for his compensation package out of the other bits of Google

"Don't worry, in the future when science discovers a cure for being a turd, we'll fish you out and bring you back to life."

I hope Sailer is happy he finally got the "African 'big man' presidency" he was sure Obama would be, from Trump.

Doh! Should have read the full Wikipedia article.

It's clearly Malcolm McDowell

It directs my life not because I think it sounds pretty or prosocial, but because it’s tasty.

Who wrote this, Hannibal Lecter?

I didn’t exactly imagine them being a demographic big into a big box furniture and interior decoration store. Ikea, maybe.

Not even furniture, really. It's more like sheet sets, comforters, bed skirts, faddish kitchen utensils, small cheap appliances, towels, toothbrush racks, etc.

I expect a lot of BBBY nuts are the "mattress on the floor with no fitted sheet" type, but they probably spend money on desk/chair and living room media furniture.

I'd think being there to take a photo of her mid-Caesarian section would have convinced him otherwise.

I don't think they imagine themselves to be the ones living on Mars.