https://hbmmaster.tumblr.com/post/776020392112439296

Meine Meinung: Wenn ich höre, dass es 32.6 mal so warscheinlich ist, an einem Raser als an einem Attentäter zu sterben, bekomme ich das Gefühl dass mir das Angst vor Autos machen müsste. Die Verfickte AfD hat bloß gemerkt, dass mehr leute Auto fahren, als wichtige Beziehungen mit Ausländern haben, sodass mehr Leute wie ich aus "Kognitive Dissonanz"-Gründen ihre Angst vor Autos unter den Teppich kehren, als das bei Ausländern machen.

Die vage Definition vom "gefährlichen Ausländer" laut AfD trägt vielleicht auch zum Problem bei, genauso wie die überrepräsentation des Themas in den Medien. Ich finde übrigends oberflächlich, dass Rasertote ein gutes Beispiel für etwas sind, wo das Resultat für die Angehörigen ähnlich einem Attentat wird, und alles was noch fehlt, ist eine öffentliche Angstkampagne gegen das Auto. (Not Just Bikes fängt ja schon damit an (25% Sarkasmus))

thats not how comedic timing works. You can't just put that in the title. I would expect people read the title first. also I am slightly upset that cannibalism is framed as "evil" here, but you know, your opinion.

I like the Onion's cartoons, but they're also often confusing. At least for this one, I get what it's trying to say, though the meta-ironic huge labels, extremely bad puns, (in this case also a rather incoherent speech bubble from the dad) make this a fun experience too. But other cartoons like https://theonion.com/stars-and-strips/ also have meaning that I don't get, or the godfather references or whatever. maybe others appreciate this complexity better. Is it because I'm too young, do they put references to old media often? The Godfather is from 1972. Also, do you think they're doing this big literalness in the dialogue and the huge labels just to make fun of cartoons and how they influence what you think about the characters? Or is there some trend in other cartoons, where some Cartoons are seen as special for being very literal?

the https://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/01/fire-ants-are-being-laced-with-homosexual-chemtrails-to-bite-christians-and-convert-them-to-homosexuality/ page this and other humorous pieces were originally posted to is sadly gone

what's wrong with your sundays?

and because curlies before girlies!

the comma definitely increases the humour for me

totale post-satire

to be clear: this poll kind of actually exists, but I want to know: did you edit any of that in, and if so, which part?

don't know if kidding but any remix where the Song is simply sped up by some 20-50% is called Nightcore, regardless of what song or genre it draws from. Though maybe that's somehow Alvin's hobby or something. idk. The joke is that if no measures are taken to prevent this, like youtube does when you use its speed up function, all frequencies will actually get pitched up in step with the speedup, therefore making the songs key different and significantly altering the tone of any voice. (towards squeaky and excited)

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