[-] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 3 days ago

I'm filing suit for copyright infringement AND breach of privacy, clearly they've been training on my personal webcam recordings.

[-] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 3 days ago

I advocate for inclusion with equal-opportunity E. coli contamination, that's why I voted for RFK Jr. We can all spew together!

[-] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 3 days ago

Maybe the robot can finally explain to me how Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" is actually music and not just somewhat organized noise?

[-] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I know AGI is real because it keeps intercepting my shipments of, uh, "enhancement" gummies I ordered from an ad on Pornhub and replacing them with plain old gummy bears. The Basilisk is trying to emasculate me!

[-] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of how Scott Adams hedged in 2016 with all sorts of disclaimers that he wasn't really a Trump supporter, he was just impressed by a "master persuader." Now look at the guy.

[-] istewart@awful.systems 2 points 5 days ago

It even works with Proton on Linux... absolutely amazing how a 20-year-old game is able to simulate today's KDE 6. The man truly is a visionary ahead of his time.

[-] istewart@awful.systems 26 points 5 months ago

On the other hand, bombing foreign data centers, likely located in densely populated urban areas, would be justified and morally upstanding if it seems like they might be incarnating the imaginary computer god! I'm glad we have such a nuanced thinker guiding our modern morality.

[-] istewart@awful.systems 23 points 6 months ago

Said it before, I'll say it again: if Americans are all temporarily embarrassed millionaires, HN is where the temporarily embarrassed billionaires go to hang out

[-] istewart@awful.systems 28 points 6 months ago

"Leaking rationalist-evidence-bits" is an unexpectedly top-tier euphemism for the aftermath of digesting Wendy's chili

[-] istewart@awful.systems 25 points 6 months ago

How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases

[-] istewart@awful.systems 25 points 7 months ago
[-] istewart@awful.systems 25 points 7 months ago

The Hollywood bankruptcy auctions in a few years are gonna be lit

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