[-] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

It is not a tractor situation, but I do have an uncle who lives near me (about ~800 meters) who needs windows for some lely software on his farm.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Exactly! auto complete is helpful, but it can cause problems and can't be relied on.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago

Same, writing from scratch is so much easier than trying to parse soup code that I or someone else made a while ago.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

I read somewhere that some people discharged the battery, and then carefully poked the layer full of gas, and had the battery albeit with only 50% of its previous capacity.

Still a terrible idea.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Not autistic, but I write like chatgpt. And I really like formatting.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Heather is probably a nepo baby and cant send an email.

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TranscriptA comment on a ticket saying "Resolved - Employee fired."

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TranscriptA kindle with broken text encoding.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

This would block any requests to the website, but it would still show up in search results.

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That's just hurtful (programming.dev)

My gender? 1x38b.

TranscriptA personality test. The result says, "The quiz is complete! The Jung personality test's 60 questions classify you as: Catastrophic Failure {1x38b). something went wrong. Contact website administrator with the provided error code for troubleshooting." The "Gender" field aslo says "1x38B".

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diskpart can do everything easeus can do and more.

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Low toner (programming.dev)
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Its like pulling teeth (programming.dev)
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Average C-Level (programming.dev)

TranscriptA twitter post by Peter Yang @peteryang. It says "Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 20 list and came away really impressed. He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30:

  1. 4:30 AM wakeup
  2. Cold showers
  3. Gratitude journal
  4. Meditate
  5. Dad owns tech company
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End-user alignment chart (programming.dev)
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TranscriptThe "Train hitting Bus" meme. The first panel is the bus going on the train track with the caption "Five minute job". The second panel is the train hitting the bus, saying "While you're here".

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Just Microsoft Things™ (programming.dev)

TranscriptA wafrn woot (post) by @tinker@infosec.exchange saying "Microsoft Authenticator needs me to validate with Authenticator in order to log in with Authenticator to use it to authenticate another app with Authenticator. Here is the app telling me to open itself to validate itself with itself. #infosec #iHateComputers" It has a screenshot showing the microsoft authenticator app.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

A while ago I found a command which would let you pipe anything (binary, text etc) into sound.

/usr/bin/ls sounded nice, /dev/random sounded like static.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago

I read this, but it could be wrong

Printer ink is now the most expensive fluid that a civilian can purchase without a special permit. It's colored water that costs $10k/gallon, which means that you print out your grocery lists with liquid that costs more than the semen of a Kentucky Derby-winning stallion.

https://pluralistic.net/2025/02/26/ursula-franklin/

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