[-] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

It is not a tractor situation, but I do have an uncle who lives near me (about ~800 meters) who needs windows for some lely software on his farm.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

iirc, they changed to using the edge webview thing, which uses the remains of EdgeHTML, which is probably faster than electron.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago

People on imessage and messenger could talk to eachother through xmpp for a short while iirc.

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No talk, only fix (programming.dev)

TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

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Job seekers right now (programming.dev)

TranscriptA skeleton lifting weights with the caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO unfortunately, well will not be moving forwards with your applications."

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago

Same, writing from scratch is so much easier than trying to parse soup code that I or someone else made a while ago.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

No, when you make a http request, the route is a part of the headers. DNS is only the name part.

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Spicy Pillow. (programming.dev)

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/30458353

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

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Spicy Pillow. (programming.dev)

That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

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xkcd 2347 (programming.dev)

Transcript[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:] All modern digital infrastructure [The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:] A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003

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Assembling the computer :) (files.catbox.moe)
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Lazerjet 4050 (programming.dev)

TranscriptA piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. I’ve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because I’m not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Ray’s office and can be reached at: Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. It’s been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago

30% appearently.

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They fixed it a bit ago.

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TranscriptAn email with the subject "Tic Tok Trend". It says:

Students and Parents,

We are aware of the Tik Tok trend involving students inserting small metal objects (such as paper clips, pushpins, pencil lead, etc.) into the charging ports of their Chromebooks. This can result in creating sparks, electrical fires, and/or battery punctures, all of which can cause serious injury and damage.

After this message, if a student chooses to participate in this inappropriate behavior, the student may be charged the replacement fee for a new Chromebook. Additionally, the student will face disciplinary action in the form of out of school suspension (OSS).

We are asking for your support in speaking with your child about the dangers of this behavior, as well as reinforcing the importance of treating school-issued devices with care.

A purple button at the bottom says “View, Appreciate or Reply”, and a note underneath states “Please do not reply to this email.”

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

This would musk to write, but is honestly really readable.

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Mustard (programming.dev)
[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

Apologies, but that perfection would be bad for people on screen readers.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

its

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so,

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

I use linux as well.

As much as this joke annoys me, I have probably commented it myself elsewhere.

[-] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

Homeassistant for the win!

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