NYT cooking tends to have recipes with short descriptions and very little narrative.
Can it run Doom?
Sebo also makes a great "premium" vacuum, but like the Miele, it also uses bags. I feel like the best vacuums tend to use bags.
I have an LG and it functions just fine without being connected to Wi-Fi. You can also monitor and block any attempts to phone home at the DNS level with something like pihole.
Peak Design Everyday Case. I think it looks nice, plus it has mag safe, if you have any accessories.
Instant noodles. I fucking love instant noodles. I'm not really talking about Maruchan, because there are so many better ones for a similar price. I'm talking Shin Black, Indomie spicy mi goreng, Sapporo Ichiban Chow Mein, etc. There are so many good ones out there.
Brewing beer. It might not be "essential," but the apocalypse is gonna be bad enough, might as well have beer.
We definitely exist, but to the average American, a lefty gun owner is a unicorn.
Guns. People assume I'm a Republican
Immediately brings me back to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
Shaggy mane are a choice edible, but they'll dissolve into black goo in a matter of hours after being picked.